Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Eddie has lied . Steve Urkel: [Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine! ABC/Warner Bros Remember Steve Urkel? [Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. My, what strong arms. Eddo. There's no one I wanna say no to more than you. Steve Urkel: Nine years, three months, two weeks, four days, six hours, eight minutes, and fourteen seconds fifteen seconds sixteen seconds. Carl will understand. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. [cries]. I promised grandma I'd help her get ready. Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. I mean, you are very Laura: Let's just put it this way You have the perfect face for your head. Steve Urkel: You know, every time you laugh you burn off three and a half calories? Laura: I couldn't have done this without you. Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Carl Otis Winslow: The guy who wrote The Three Musketeers? Or are they just lame? Steve Urkel: Ready, my sweet? Carl: Who are you and what have you done with our son? Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Steve Urkel: Well, Laura, do you realize what you're asking? He couldn't cover his head with his hat. Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Carl: What? What do you use to get weighed, a postage scale? The valet gave me a tip. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Steve Urkel: Oh, well, no problem-o. I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. I'll teach that. Laura Lee Winslow: Then she demanded her money back when she found out that she modeled ladies underwear. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? Steve Urkel: Come on everybody, let's ooh the durkel! Rachel Crawford: How 'bout double the usual? Cassie Lynn: That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. I was in a high-speed car chase and ran out of gas. I met Raoul. You understand? Let's just hope we can rub off on him before he rubs off on 3J. Harriette Winslow: Not as rough as Aunt Clotilda. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. You're acting like animals! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. Laura Lee Winslow: No, I think we learned that Steve's experiments has gone too far. Carl: What are you talking about? Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. If you have something to say, just spit it out. She lived a long and full life. Who? Carl Otis Winslow: Like that. They help move along our sentences. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, do you mind if your old grandmother tells you a story? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. I wish I'd never done it. Willie Fuffner: [sigh] That's different. Harriette Winslow: [Rachel carries on about how sad it is Aunt Clotilda died] She was 94 years old. Because check this out buddy, you're alone. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. I may get a B. Laura: Dad, this is serious. Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Laura: For the last time, Steve. "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". [Stefan tries to stop the chamber and the chamber ends up being busted. Remember you wished that Steve could find out what's it like to be you. Carl Otis Winslow: Out for a walk around the block. Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days. I can see my dad! You know, Harriette, It's the thought that counts. All you'll hear from me is an occasional, 'Mmmhmm, that's right.'. He did for suspenders in the 1990s what Robin Williams' Mork from "Ork" did in the 1980s - he made them cool. Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger! I don't ever want to go to that restaurant again. Does that about cover it? Like a moth to a flame. I'm drawn to you. Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. I'm going to give you an 'A'. Laura: Yeah, every time I used the bug spray. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". Maxine Johnson: Yeah and poor you, you gonna miss your prom. But I have feelings, too. So they picked up all out stuff and moved us again. [Eddie, Clarence and Steve are arrested by the police for theft.]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. Oh, you're a sore for sight eyes! What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Steve Urkel: Sh-she touched me, Carl! Wow, are you wearing a bra? Would you reward me with a kiss? He's having the same discussion with his father. Rachel Crawford: Steve? Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. Look how big and thick it is! It's Monday! And I'll be coming home tomorrow. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura this elixir will improve my coordination, my posture, my vocal intonation, and I might even sprout a chest hair or two. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line . I'm starved. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? I'm in this class. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Steve Urkel: Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in. But you'll never play in this game again. Stefan Urkelle: Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. Steve Urkel: I'll settle for a toenail clipping! Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. Laura: So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around? Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. This wire will be connected to this cord and this cord is not plugged in. Laura: Steve, you're supposed to cook those! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. I can turn you down without destroying your ego. Myra Monkhouse: No, I came to visit my Aunt Monica, she's the Reverend Mother here, now why on earth would I join a convent? And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Waldo Faldo from Illinois. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: What'cha gonna do, Willie? Laura Lee Winslow: Did you get any sleep? This isn't my grandmother. Carl Otis Winslow: I know. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. I just wanted to make things better but I ended up making them worse! Laura Lee Winslow: No it wasn't. Waldo: Yeah, but I was so nervous when I asked her out that before she could answer, I barfed all over her shoes. [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Harriette: Soon, baby. You can stay. Rachel Crawford: Yeah do you want to be buried or cremated? Urkel pronouns are the best. When the door opens Carl appears dessed up as Steve normally dresses with his glasses]. All these people think the party is tonight. Not bells, Swiss Melody Chimes. Lt. Murtaugh: Yeah like that's gonna bring him back. I want to know why my instructions were not followed. [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it really bugs me that Steve is the only guy with enough guts to stand up to Willie. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Stevil was back and he was coming for my soul! Carl Otis Winslow: But, apparently you seem want to learn it the hard way, well so be it. Laura: Look, I owe you an apology. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. You're always sorry. Stefan Urquelle: You can take a bus or an airplane. Lionel: Really? [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Carl Otis Winslow: Thanks for the present son. Stefan Urkelle: Well, it could be a few days, or weeks, or [Steve voice] any minute now! Steve Urkel: To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible. Steve Urkel: We met once. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. I'm on duty? Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Steve Urkel: Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Chuck is twice the man Raoul is. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How'd that happen? Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Steve Urkel: I can't! Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. Steve Urkel: And I'm Steve Urkel! Web. The next minute rump roast! [Eddie leaves and Carl puts the chair away] Well that took care of everything. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh. Steve Urkel: Oh, I am so glad you said that! Steve Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? It's a "non-date". Why, it'll ruin my transcript! Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it. Refresh my memory. Ms. Steuben: All right, class. Steve Urkel: Why? Now you're going to find out what it's like to be Steve Urkel. Laura: I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook. Gosh I bet that's never happened before. Why would somebody do this to me?' Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". Bushwhacker Luke: Me and me brother, we hate cops! [runs upstairs]. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. Originally slated to have been a one-time only character on the show, he soon became its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist.. Steve is the epitome of a geek/nerd, with large, thick eyeglasses, flood . Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! Gun, Carl. How much will that cost me? Not name your state. I won't be able to take you to the prom. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I kept this ring in hopes that one day you would accept it. [Rachel walks into the living room with Richie's broken penguin beak, coutesy of a jealous Judy]. What's up? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What's wrong? Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life. Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. Well, that's gonna stop right now! Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! Carl Otis Winslow: [Laura comes home distraught] Laura, what happened? Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? Verbs are our friends. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Seymour Butts? Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: These last 2 weeks have been wonderful for me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Can you imagine that? Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! Then, I drove you here in *my* car, and were you pleasant company? [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them], [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup]. Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? This has never happened before. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You remember our flyer party, the one that I'm clearly on record as totally aganst. Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. Upload. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. Laura: We're not going anywhere. Harriette Winslow: So Oona how are things in Altoona? "Tomorrow Dad!". Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. He opted ofr early retirement. My doctor slapped the wrong end. Don't mess with Mrs.Bonecrusher! Laura Lee Winslow: I know, but he said 'get lost, Laura'. Steve Urkel: 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [told he can't go to the party] You mean I was nice for nothing? Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward Arthur Winslow, son I'm ashamed of you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 10, Went to the market. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off. Oh! Maxine Johnson: Ooh Laura, you look good. Ms. Steuben: But here you are. Laura Lee Winslow: [in tears] Daddy, everything's a mess! Laura: By being born first. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star. How about the next round we switch colors? I was not abrasive. Steve Urkel: Well, that may be what happened, but it won't be what the people believe. 12. r/Unexpected. I can't think of a single reason not to do this every week. White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Waldo: Fifteen and that's as high as I'm going. Harriette Winslow: You most certainly do. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul. Got anything in the fridge? When you make a mistake, fess up to it. [Carl hits the mantel] Carl. Laura Lee Winslow: O.k. Carl: What? "Pass the salt, Edward." It was right in your favorite spot. I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department? Harriette: Don't even think like that. Steve Urkel: [opens the back door] Surprise. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: I'm flat broke, dad. An illustration of a person's head and chest. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any paper work. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I'm up in Laura's room and she looks at me, and she asks 'Why, Mom? Who does these things? Could you write that A down on a piece of paper? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: Then how 'bout a nice juicy thigh? Cop: It's also against the law. Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Laura Lee Winslow: Most people don't know that. She's mine! Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. Carl Otis Winslow: [after bringing Eddie home from jail] Now Edward, stop looking around for Steve. Hey, wait a minute. Played by Jaleel White, Urkel joined "Family Matters" at the end of its first season, which one of his castmates says was a production decision that changed everything. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Aunt Oona: The water main snapped when the roof collapsed. And OOHHH, and him! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Carl, you lazy slug! Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Dad took Waldo instead of me. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. Laura Lee Winslow: That you'll never go into outer space again. We're having big fun here. Harriette Winslow: [Waldo crashes his snowmobile in the Winslows' living room] Waldo? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Harriette, stupid means good. Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! 1 The Shrink Machine Was Made To Make The Winslows Plenty Of Money. Pull your gun right now. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. Laura Lee Winslow: Rachel Crawfish, you got me, and I like the St. Louis Cardinals. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. Steve, what happened? For that matter why isn't everybody? [He leaves the house]. Urkel defeats him]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Steve Urkel: My "play-ground pass"? Let's keep this one! You know uh, Laura doesn't have a date for the prom either. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Then, you'll need a wide-angle lense. Harriette: Yep, they were yelling at each other and bumping bellies. [strikes a pose] Laura? Old money has more wrinkles! Heapingly, overflowingly, full! Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. Forget it, Steve. Steve Urkel: Uh no. Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? I'll teach you. Carl Otis Winslow: That boy is Looney Tunes. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Rachel Crawford: I'm what? [after Carl as defeated Turbo with ease, Harriette runs up to him with her purse]. It's a cool chamber. Carl: Overreact? A bee to a blossom. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Wow. And what about the car show last Saturday? Waldo: You guys think you can walk all over me because I'm dumb. She just slipped and I caught her. Steve who? You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture. Would you care to heal them with a kiss? OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. Family Matters is an American sitcom series that originated on ABC from September 22, 1989 to May 9, 1997, before moving to CBS from September 19, 1997 to July 17, 1998. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh you're not a sorority, you're a bunch of vicious, stuck up barracudas with teased hair and push up bras. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. Ms. Steuben: Well, I guess he's changed a little. Laura: [as Steve walks he sobs and cries on Laura's shoulder] What's the matter baby, did you eat some bad cheese again? See more ideas about steve urkel, humor, urkel. [Willie is upset at Waldo as Laura shows up to the crime. Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. "I have a pen, you have a phone number. I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. [Laura has stuffed her bra with Eddie's socks], Steve Urkel: [entering] Hi gang! Harriette Winslow: [enters the house and sees Curtis] Hi. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm. Steve Urkel: Edward this stuff's been hawked. You think it's funny to spike somebody's punch and watch them act like a fool. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Isn't that sad? Eddie: No, grandma. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. You're a fine man.You'll be spending the month of May in your room, but you're a fine young man. Carl's first word was Donut. My parents play this with me all the time! What bright side, Weasel? Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Waldo: Just the stuff Steve told me to say. Will you marry me? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: We took in $2,000 dad and we want you to have it. "No mo giet itsu mana! Laura: Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. Carl Otis Winslow: What did she have to say? What do you have to say for yourselves? Harriette Winslow: Now here's something I didn't know. Harriette: Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk. [smiles]. I have feelings. Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. [reading] "Mongu! Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. "Tomorrow, Dad!" You should've seen the look on his face when he saw five officers surrounded my car and said Surprise! Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to scoop the ashes back into the urn] Lord, forgive me if I come up a foot short! I'm being rejected in my own fantasy. Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Robber: Oh yeah? Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. Steve Urkel: Uh, Eddie, is this a bad time? Carl: Maybe you can even resurrect your band. Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Steve pits eight guys against each other in the battle for the best pickup lines. Besides it's just a joy ride what could go wrong? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What're you so happy about? You are such a sweetheart. Carl Otis Winslow: Come on, Harriette! [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Can you believe that? So one day I decided to do something about it. Waldo: [pause] Wow! [Goes to feel his head]. Harriette Winslow: [grabbing Carl's hair] Carl [Takes her hand away, looking at it before placing it on top of his head instead]. Willie Fuffner: [Wipes his own mouth] Thank you. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: That's hotties, Steve. Laura: No! I'll be in all the videos. I-I-I see. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. I'm telling you straight out, I hate this. Carl Otis Winslow: I recognized him right away. A heart that hurts. Steve Urkel: [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Just blacked out for a second there! Waldo: Life is short, and so it Gary Coleman. Carl Otis Winslow: Alright Harriette, you were a liiiiiiiittle abrasive tonight. No. Steve Urkel: Whoa. When are you going to the store? Wha? My head pops out! Willie Fuffner: [Grabs Steves gloves] Urkel, you are dead meat! Rachel Crawford: Right. Read the card, read the card. I just got a job! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Big Guy, what are you up? Carl Otis Winslow: That a girl, Harriette. And I hear myself telling her the same things my mother told me. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! Laura Lee Winslow: You're lucky, you got into a great fraternity and all it cost you was your best friend. [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [not knowing Steve and Laura saw each other naked] All right, chicken. Wa chee! 6. But I like myself, and that makes me cool. Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Laura: Don't argue. Steve Urkel: A little? A minor Betty Crocker boo boo. April 24th, Carl, I planted this fake diary because I knew you'd read it. the signs as potential pick up lines from hamilton. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yeah, well you have to get rid of them. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean, you want to kiss me? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Eddie] Man, they didn't even know who we were. Myrtle Urkel: Frankly my dear, I just don't give a damn. We are properly trained. "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time. Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? You know, I was exposed to this sort of thing when I was growing up, but I always hoped it would be different for my kids. You showed me a picture of your dog. Wha? Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Second, no one must ever know about this "non-date". All we had to do was drop some dead guy off at the graveyard. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Wha? But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo.". Rachel Crawford: Good. Carl Otis Winslow: [Takes the money from Eddie] I love you son. I couldn't turn right around and refuse to go out with him. Well, why didn't you tell me? Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Allison, is that true? Steven Quincy Urkel: I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [voiceover, as Johnny Danger] So there I was, staring death right in the face. Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. Make my day! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Steve as Stefan] Steve? And, he's got something that he didn't have before. Laura: [Long pause] Your looks. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Steve Urkel: Laura, this is a a really special moment and well, I think we should celebrate it by getting married. It can't explode or anything? Steve Urkel: [sobbing] In about a week or so, but she gonna have to miss the prom. When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Rodney Beckett: I'm Rodney, but my friends call me Rod-meister. [Eddie sits down and Carl grabs his hair]. You know that in Kenya, "Urkel" means "a benign cyst on the foreleg of a wildebeest"? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Rachel Crawfish? Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh gee that'd scare me. 36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, funny Steve Urkel 36 Pins 11y N Collection by Nadia Hussein Similar ideas popular now Humor Funny Funny Quotes Chemistry Humor Nerd Humor Funny Charts When You Cant Sleep Lol Bahaha Clean Humor I Love To Laugh True Stories How To Fall Asleep Funny Jokes All the TIME!!!!
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